Dear non-Jewish friend,
Congratulations, you have been selected by our team to receive this special free offer. Yes, now you too can become a Jew. You've read about in national media, you've seen it in the Guardian, the Nation and the Independent.
It is really true - We Jews control everything. Join us now and you get these benefits:
- Control the media
- Jews control all the media. Anything we want to publish is published instantly and broadcast around the world.
- Suppress dissent
- Anything we don't want people to know about is instantly and completely suppressed. You never heard of Walt and Mearsheimer right?
- Start wars at will
- We Jews were responsible for the French Revolution, the Russian Revolution, World War I and World War II. Read about in the Hamas Charter, the Guardian and The Nation.
- Control the government of your country
- Yes you can have politicians in the palm of your hand as well as achieving high office. Roosevelt was Jewish. Rumsfeld is Jewish. Zarqawi and Osama Bin Laden are secret agents of the Jewish conspiracy too.
- Reap untold riches
- You will never have to work again. That's right! No Jews ever have to work, and all of us are rich.
- Be part of the chosen people
- God chose the Jews, and that's why He makes it easy for us. Welcome to the team. For a limited time only, we offer you membership in the exclusive Jewish Club. There is nothing to buy and no complicated forms to fill out. Males may require a minor surgical procedure. Don't miss this fabulous opportunity for advancement.
Brought to you by the Elders of Zion
* This joke is a work of fiction. Only about 8 or 10 million Jews were killed in preparing the background for this joke.
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