The drama of the century. Hordes of invisible Israel lobbyists -- evil people with horns and tails -- are perniciously swaying United States Middle East policy against the best interests of the United States, which are to allow lobbyists to accept the well-earned largess of the Gulf states and sell Israel down the river. Two unsung heroes, professors Walt and Mearsheimer toil day and night against incredible odds to uncover the cabal of the evil "Israel Lobby", showing how the diabolic "Israel Lobby" contrived to blame the 9-11 attacks on the hapless Muslims, showing how the sly "Israel Lobby" cast Mahmoud Ahmadinejad as an enemy of the United States, just because he wanted to tell the truth about the Holocaust. Remember, the "Israel Lobby" killed Christ!
The work is enormous. Mearsheimer and Walt have reams of data to invent. The history of an entire century has to be falsified to make it fit their ideas. U.S.-Israel defense and intelligence cooperation must be blotted out of people's memories, to prove that Israel provides the US with no strategic advantages.
The all-powerful "Israel lobby" tries to shut them up, but they are not to be deterred. The "Israel Lobby-ites" own all the publishing companies, the magazines, the TV networks and the motion picture studios. The "Israel Lobby" are sapping our precious bodily fluids, putting tasteless poisons in the water supply. But Mearsheimer and Walt are determined. Through underground publishing ventures like Farrar, Straus and Giroux and underground, unknown journals like the International Herald Tribune, Mearsheimer and Walt will get the truth out. The "Israel Lobby" must be stopped from poisoning the wells and defiling the host.
You've read the study, now you will get to read the book. Farrar, Straus and Giroux have paid $750,000 in advance for the book of the century, "The Israel Lobby." If you liked "Israel Lobby: The Study" you'll love "Israel Lobby: the book." It is sure to be accompanied by hundreds of interviews and write-ups in which the authors insist that nobody is allowed to criticize Israel. It will sell hundreds of thousands of copies to folks who insist that nobody is allowed to criticize Israel.
When you've read read the book, you'll get to see the movie. Mel Gibson will produce it and star in it. It promises to be a bigger blockbuster than "The Passion." Central casting at a major studio is already searching for a character who will play the nefarious representative of the "Israel Lobby" pictured below.
"This book and this motion picture are works of fiction, but actual Jews were harmed in making this film."
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