In the first place the president of the Islamic Republic of Iran namely His Excellency Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, who just lately won the most democratic elections to become president, while sending to the Moslem Paradise (which is an ancient Persian word pairi.daêza meaning a walled enclosure) on earth and skies a ''few'' young Iranians who insisted that the elections were forged. Just lately this Mahmoud declared that the Holocaust did not occur and that he plans to obliterate Israel. Welcome to the United Nations Jenabali (my honored) Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.

In the second place stands the Brother Leader and Guide of the Libyan Revolution Muammar Abu Minyar al-Gaddafi head of the Great Socialist People's Libyan Arab Republic. His last honorable gesture was his warm embrace of the murderer Abdelbaset Ali Mohmed Al Megrahi, the Libyan intelligence officer who was sent by Kaddafi to send to their death 270 innocent people on Wednesday 21 December 1988, less than twenty one years ago This dignitary will be dressed either in the uniform and hat of a field-marshal covered with medals from shoulders to …. Or will be dressed in his flowing colorful robe, wearing his beautiful cap, to tell you that he is a true son of the desert the laws of which, namely living on the sword, he hopes will be adopted by the Security Council.

In the third place among those to whom I owe a bow and etc. stands the Honorable Ambassador of Her Majesty the Queen of Great Britain (who also reigns over Scotland). The government which sent this honorable ambassador released the above mentioned murderer of 270 innocent people for a handful of pounds (As is known, Great Britain is a proud monarchy and did not renounce the British pound). The hand which was kissed after handing the money was that of the above mentioned Kaddafi..

Last but not least to whom honor is due is the honorable judge Richard Goldstone (former Goldstein?) from the Republic of South Africa, who found a balance between the weight of the war crimes of the terrorist organization of Hamas who bombed Israeli civilian population for years and used Palestinian civilians as a defense wall when retaliation came and the weight of the destruction and killing caused by the retaliating Israeli army.