My sincere apologies to the dignitaries listed below for not coming to New York for the meeting of the General Assembly of the United Nations and on this occasion welcome them to their arrival at the U.N. with a deep bow, while taking off my feathered hat.
The dignitaries whom I will not be able to honor by bowing and etc. are:
In the first place the president of the Islamic Republic of Iran namely His Excellency Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, who just lately won the most democratic elections to become president, while sending to the Moslem Paradise (which is an ancient Persian word pairi.daÍza meaning a walled enclosure) on earth and skies a ''few'' young Iranians who insisted that the elections were forged. Just lately this Mahmoud declared that the Holocaust did not occur and that he plans to obliterate Israel. Welcome to the United Nations Jenabali (my honored) Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.
In the second place stands the Brother Leader and Guide of the Libyan Revolution Muammar Abu Minyar al-Gaddafi head of the Great Socialist People's Libyan Arab Republic. His last honorable gesture was his warm embrace of the murderer Abdelbaset Ali Mohmed Al Megrahi, the Libyan intelligence officer who was sent by Kaddafi to send to their death 270 innocent people on Wednesday 21 December 1988, less than twenty one years ago This dignitary will be dressed either in the uniform and hat of a field-marshal covered with medals from shoulders to Ö. Or will be dressed in his flowing colorful robe, wearing his beautiful cap, to tell you that he is a true son of the desert the laws of which, namely living on the sword, he hopes will be adopted by the Security Council.
In the third place among those to whom I owe a bow and etc. stands the Honorable Ambassador of Her Majesty the Queen of Great Britain (who also reigns over Scotland). The government which sent this honorable ambassador released the above mentioned murderer of 270 innocent people for a handful of pounds (As is known, Great Britain is a proud monarchy and did not renounce the British pound). The hand which was kissed after handing the money was that of the above mentioned Kaddafi..
Last but not least to whom honor is due is the honorable judge Richard Goldstone (former Goldstein?) from the Republic of South Africa, who found a balance between the weight of the war crimes of the terrorist organization of Hamas who bombed Israeli civilian population for years and used Palestinian civilians as a defense wall when retaliation came and the weight of the destruction and killing caused by the retaliating Israeli army.
The reason for my desire to honor these dignitaries comes from my conclusion that as a matter of fact they represent the real face of the "United Nations" and tell us that nothing has changed since the infamous "League of Nations" of Geneva. Nothing has changed since Adolph Hitler was elected as chancellor of Germany, after promising in his infamous "Mein Kampf" to get rid of the Jews. Made himself dictator while murdering his opponents etc. etc. Nothing has changed since the clown Benito Mussolini dressed in the medaled uniform of a field-marshal, with his cockaded hat attacked Ethiopia killing thousands of people while the "League of Nations" demonstrated its impotency. These dignitaries represent the greediness, impotence and appeasement of "Great" Britain, who sacrificed the brave Czechs, ready to fight for their freedom to the dictator and his clown. The honorable judge represents the blindness of the world to the danger of terrorism, not understanding the basic law of survival against the murder of innocent people justified by Moslem religious nationalistic fanaticism.
Yet to tell the truth to the readers of this letter, the true reason for my not going to New York is because these dignitaries and their hosts do not deserve the trouble of my traveling over continents and oceans. Moreover, I have got no feathered hat but I do have arthritis, thus I can not take off my non-existing feathered hat and bow virtually and deeply to welcome these shameful fellows.
Prof Em. Arie Issar
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